The Only Thing

Q: How are things with you and your boyfriend?
A: We barely even talk. The only time we talk is when we talk about sex. If it's not about sex then we don't talk.

Ghetto Gourmet

Beginning:

Girl: If you ain't got no money you got to use what's in your house.

End:

Girl: If I got some white bread, some ketchup, and some Kraft singles, I got pizza.

Girl: All you need is some macaroni, some butter, some Kraft singles, and a pot and you got some macaroni and cheese.

A Show About Baltimore

Girl: "There's a show, it's about Baltimore--Baltimore?"
Guy: "Yeah."
Girl: "And it's on HBO?"
Guy: "Yeah."
Girl: "It's not making Baltimore look good?"

(Laughing)

Who? What? Where?

Girl: I clearly beat that bitch out the water.

Puhleeease Go Somewhere

Girl: He's been trying to get rid of her, but I heard she stay coming around trying to offer her pussy up.

Trading Like on the NY Stock Exchange

Girl to Guy: I heard you traded up for a freshman.

Legal Eagle

Girl: I can't wait till I'm legal.
Boy: Why so you can get drunk on the regular?
Girl: Yeah, so I can get shitfaced. Fun shit. And you better come with me. I better not be the only one getting drunk.